Hey Jim,
You look miserable. I can feel your pain when I read your post.
If you have time (since you said you can make the zillions of icons), you might try out the apps mentioned here:
It's very easy to make 500 buttons for the 500 KM macros if you want. The buttons are fairly customizable, and they work instantly to trigger the KM macros.
As I said in that post, I use Touch Portal. We can create up to 110 buttons per page and unlimited pages.
